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The Oyster Smack ****

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The Oyster smack inn, Burnham on Crouch, United Kingdom Map
Rated Exceptional 4.76
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  • Breakfast included
  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • Pets allowed

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About the Place

Just metres from the river in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn has an on-site bar, free Wi-Fi and free parking. It dates back to the 1800s, and is known for its fantastic food. The restaurant’s chef has worked in Jamie Oliver’s first restaurant, as well as Gorden Ramsey’s 3 Michelin Starred establishment. The diverse menu features Asian influences and British classics, with food made from seasonal produce. Rooms at The Oyster Smack Inn are individually designed, and each benefits from a flat-screen TV and an en suite bathroom with free toiletries. Tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk are also provided. The coast at Southend is just 25 miles away, and the centre of Chelmsford can be reached in 40 minutes’ drive. Historic Colchester can also be reached in less than an hour by car.

Hotel Facilities

  • Parking
  • Pets allowed
  • Restaurant
  • Bar
  • Essentials
  • Bath
  • Wi-Fi
  • Heating
  • TV

Room type

  • Classic Double Room

     Sleeps 2
  • Deluxe Double Room

     Sleeps 2
  • Superior Double Room

     Sleeps 2
  • Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed

     Sleeps 2
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Rules & conditions

Check-in:
from 2pm to 9pm
Checkout:
from 9am to 11am
VAT Number:
GB933237138
Type of accommodation:
Agency Partner
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Accommodation policies

WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.

Free private parking is possible on site (reservation is not needed).

Pets are allowed on request. Charges may be applicable.

Children of any age are allowed. Children up to and including 1 year old stay for £10 per person per night when using an available cot. Children up to and including 17 years old stay for £20 per person per night when using an existing bed. People no matter the age stay for £20 per person per night when using an available extra bed. Any type of extra bed or child's cot/crib is upon request and needs to be confirmed by management. Supplements are not calculated automatically in the total costs and will have to be paid for separately during your stay.

Important information

Please inform The Oyster Smack in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation. Please note, the Deluxe Double Room can accommodate pets, upon request.
Accepted payment methods
American express Visa Mastercard No creditcards accepted, only cash
Maestro
Key collection info
Keys location: At the property

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