Cabin in Bay Paradise!

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G’day, I’m Tim & you can call me Aussie Tarzan, your host for an unforgettable adventure down under! I can actually say I once wrestled a wild croc, but really I’m just a sweetheart full of smiles…I’m in joy of my life & love sharing this beauty!

Offering private accommodation or hosted stay & tour packages options at my beautiful ‘cabin by the bays’ where I live in paradise. I know how to show you a good time based off your needs, but I also can clear out for you to enjoy my home to yourself! I love exploring my own backyard & the surrounding gems of the Central Coast, which is a haven just over an hour north of Sydney city. I offer hosted package options including delicious home cooked meals using locally sourced produce (backyard seafood & veggies), even hosted dinner parties on the stunning balcony overlooking the bay where I can have you laughing all night at my stories. .I offer transport hotel/airport shuttle service and/or in house driver options for during your stay so there is no need for a hire car just hop off the plane and I can take care of the rest.

During the day you can find me pottering around outside like a faerie in my beautiful backyard sanctuary vege, herb & flower garden…it’s magical complete with its own meditation & yoga deck. I am a qualified meditation & mindfulness coach and sound healing practitioner (internationally recognised training) so you’re welcome to tag along and share my daily practice. You must try my beautifully relaxing Hot stone aromatherapy massages unlike anything you’ve experienced…I use my holy shiva lingam stones (phallic shaped and very powerful!). I offer bespoke options for mini retreat programs to suit your intentions, including relaxing spa experiences, infrared sauna, ice bath, body scrubs, facials and other natural aromatherapy treatments. For guests who are interested, I’d love to connect & share my own journey of healing, my passion for secure masculinity being realised and celebrated! Ask me what I know about Tantra too (not much).

Most of all I’d love to inspire you to get outside to experience the best of Australia…minus the scary critters (don’t worry, that’s why I’m Tarzan) let me show you adventure with a surfing lessons at the local Umina Beach (across from the famous aussie TV’s “Home and Away” Summer Bay. There's plenty of hiking options, my fav a secret Blue lagoon worthy local beach along with a few clothing optional spots too for the free spirits like me! I can take you to a hidden waterfall across the road (tiktok famous Woy Woy infinity pools) or take the kayaks or SUP boards over to Waterfall bay. If you want to see wildlife, I’m 15 mins away from the famous Australian Reptile Park where I can organise you up close ‘safe’ encounters with the real icons of Australia, Koalas, Kangaroos…even a monster croc! The surrounding bushland tells dreamtime stories of our Indigenous culture with many local sacred sites including the grandmother tree, elephant rock (sunset picnics are my fav). There’s even a local legend of the Egyptian’s once visiting with glyph evidence to be found for the conspiracy theorist!

For the social butterfly, I know where to find the fun in the local quaint fishing towns (there’s actually THE best seafood platter anywhere in Australia I’ve had) to the more upmarket boutique shopping and nightlife. Let me get the party started for you with cocktails and crack open my costume closet for a jam playing our fav anthems as we get ready for a night out! And after a fun filled day there’s nothing better than a backyard campfire.