A&S Tropical Cottage (Clothing Optional)

General:
• Check ins arrangements can be made based on airline arrival
• This is a clothing-optional homestead and is NOT appropriate for guests under the age of 21 – no exceptions!
• No pets. We will not make exceptions.
• The roads throughout the island are poor, especially the one coming to our place – there are lots of potholes. Please make sure you rent a vehicle that can handle the terrain.
• Get trip insurance – we have personally experience with flight delays, cancellations, freak weather, personal illness, and other circumstances that trip insurance will help to cover.
• Parking for 1 car is provided
This is a no smoking property

If you have any questions at all, please let us know.
Please note: You must read the full listing and accept the terms. Refunds will NOT be provided simply because you didn’t read before agreeing.

Guests:
• There is one queen size bed that sleeps 2.
• Additional adult guests may be accepted, sleeping on an air mattress, and must be approved in advance by the host – no drop ins.
• 2 guest max, limited to the specific named people in your reservation.
• No guests under 21. No exceptions
If you show up with extra people or underage guests, your reservation will be cancelled immediately with no refund.

Clothing Optional:
We like clothing. It can be fun, creative, and protective. HOWEVER, we are an older couple who seldom wear clothes around the homestead. Your acceptance of this agreement signifies your understanding that the Tropical Cottage is clothing optional, and that your hosts will frequently be puttering around the place, potentially including in your full view, with little or no clothing on. Your acceptance of this agreement signifies your understanding that the Tropical Cottage is clothing optional.

As guests, you are welcome wear or not wear clothing, at your complete discretion.There is only one place where nudity is strictly enforced: the hot tub.

The Hot Tub
The one place we do not allow clothes at all is the hot tub. Please shower off before enjoying the tub.
• No clothing, oils or soaps are allowed in our hot tub as it damages the filters and jets.

Critters:
We are on a tropical island, so you will see some or all of the following:
• Geckos, hermit crabs, stray cats & dogs, mongooses (mongeese?), field mice and iguanas
• roosters and hens, which (fair warning) will crow anytime they want, and they generally start “wanting” at 2am. This is island-wide, not just in our location, so you will not escape it.
• big black bugs, centipedes, ants, and if you are lucky, Frangipani caterpillars. We keep a clean place but, if critters give you the creeps you might want to stay in a hotel.
• The hosts are also the servants of two cats, Pumpkin and Jillian

AC units:
There is a window unit in the bedroom and a mini-split in the main living area. If you use it, please shut the doors to the bedroom so you aren't cooling the yard :)

On your way out:
• Please, wash your dishes, but don't put them away
• Put used towels in the shower

Cancellations:
We are not responsible for cancellations required due to weather events (e.g. Hurricanes) or other unforeseen events. Please get travel insurance.