Pink Palace a nudists feral mansion in a dilapidated ex army barracks
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Private room
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6 guests
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3 bedrooms
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1 bathroom
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3 beds
- Clothing optional accepted
- Wi-Fi
- Breakfast included
- Hot tub
- Parking
- Pets allowed
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About the Place Initially in English, this text was translated via a machine translation service and may contain inaccuracies or errors.
The Pink Palace is a very large 2 story ex-army barracks on 20+ acres of well treed land inside Seymour township, 100km from Melbourne along the Hume Freeway.
Although only 1.6 km walk into the center of town it’s very private and effectively secluded from neighbors enabling clothing optional in some areas; the host is a habitual nudist when situation appropriate and other residents live here communally.
It’s off-grid with solar power and pet friendly. (Cats & dogs inside)
Anyone allergic to cats or dust should definitely not visit as this place is too big to keep clean for anyone with sensitivities!
All meals are included with high quality whole-food &/or organic ingredients. (Gluten free & dietary allergies catered for)
Guest rooms have king-size beds with quality linen & electric blankets.
Free WiFi & multiple TV streaming services.
The Pink Palace is extremely informal casual & best suited to nudists seeking an alternative lifestyle that’s very very chilled & laid back.
The host is a retired long haired hippy bear nudist that’s more inclined to attend a bush doof music festival than any opera/art gallery.
Since retiring from hospitality hosting events here in the past the host cannot now maintain the place suitable for clean-freeks or anyone expecting good suburban hygiene, this is more akin a farm-stay with junk and clutter amongst very interesting stuff.
Beware lots of dust, cobwebs and pet fur!
There is a dedicated sling-room if couples so desire.
Most of the property is returned to wild bush land with a creek as a green wedge and a small garden courtyard that’s very overgrown..
The Pink Palace is a very large 2 story ex-army barracks on 20+ acres of well treed land inside Seymour township, 100km from Melbourne along the Hume Freeway.
Although only 1.6 km walk into the center of town it’s very private and effectively secluded from neighbors enabling clothing optional in some areas; the host is a habitual nudist when situation appropriate and other residents live here communally.
It’s off-grid with solar power and pet friendly. (Cats & dogs inside)
Anyone allergic to cats or dust should definitely not visit as this place is too big to keep clean for anyone with sensitivities!
All meals are included with high quality whole-food &/or organic ingredients. (Gluten free & dietary allergies catered for)
Guest rooms have king-size beds with quality linen & electric blankets.
Free WiFi & multiple TV streaming services.
The Pink Palace is extremely informal casual & best suited to nudists seeking an alternative lifestyle that’s very very chilled & laid back.
The host is a retired long haired hippy bear nudist that’s more inclined to attend a bush doof music festival than any opera/art gallery.
Since retiring from hospitality hosting events here in the past the host cannot now maintain the place suitable for clean-freeks or anyone expecting good suburban hygiene, this is more akin a farm-stay with junk and clutter amongst very interesting stuff.
Beware lots of dust, cobwebs and pet fur!
There is a dedicated sling-room if couples so desire.
Most of the property is returned to wild bush land with a creek as a green wedge and a small garden courtyard that’s very overgrown..
Amenities
- Clothing optional accepted
- Wi-Fi
- Breakfast included
- Hot tub
- Parking
- Pets allowed
- Air conditioning
- Kitchen
- Heating
- LGBTQ+ Kinky Amenities -
Nearby Attractions Initially in English, this text was translated via a machine translation service and may contain inaccuracies or errors.
Goulburn River is biggest local attraction and many wineries.
Woolies Coles Aldi & IGA.
Trains from Melbourne’s Southern Cross station to Seymour station depart hourly, trip takes 70-80 mins and are Myki equiped. Express services run every few hours on full size trains that stop here then pass Seymour toward Shepparton & Albury (70 minutes)
Regular sprinter services in between stop at all stations (80 minutes)
The XPT from Sydney stops in Seymour too.
Goulburn River is biggest local attraction and many wineries.
Woolies Coles Aldi & IGA.
Trains from Melbourne’s Southern Cross station to Seymour station depart hourly, trip takes 70-80 mins and are Myki equiped. Express services run every few hours on full size trains that stop here then pass ...
About the Host
Property Rules Initially in English, this text was translated via a machine translation service and may contain inaccuracies or errors.
Smokers welcome as some residents who live here smoke (host Darren doesn’t smoke)
It’s pet friendly with lots of cats inside and 3 big friendly dogs inside, 2 horses outside that can’t be ridden and a large mob of Kangaroos who frequent the land.
We have our own nightclub built-in so there is facilities for music away from disturbing the bedrooms.
Showers & toilets are partitioned communal spaces; there are no en-suites.
Being off-grid, air-conditioning and laundry facilities are only usable during daytime.
LPG Gas heating is provided in bedrooms as well as reverse cycle air conditioning for cooling, but air-conditioning for cooling can only be used during daytime with solar power, with gas at night time for heating to preserve off-grid solar energy in batteries..
Smokers welcome as some residents who live here smoke (host Darren doesn’t smoke)
It’s pet friendly with lots of cats inside and 3 big friendly dogs inside, 2 horses outside that can’t be ridden and a large mob of Kangaroos who frequent the land.
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